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Technology Morphology

The Marvels of Magnetism

S. G. Lacey

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1750’s: Asia

        I sit in a rickety stool at my small desk, in pensive contemplation.  A steaming cup of green tea, house in a glazed clay cup, exudes pleasant earthy aromas into the musty and dank space.  I need to let this liquid cool down before taking as sip, as I can’t afford spilling or spitting this concoction out onto the important collection of maps which adorn the work surface in front of me.

          Halfway through the tea, and my route plotting for the day, I decide it’s time to execute the other activity which is a key part of my morning ritual now. 

        Without shifting my seated position, I reach into the narrow drawer of my desk and extract a pair of items, one rocky and the other wooden.  I turn these odd objects over, one in each hand.  A seemingly disparate duo, but a match which can generate immense powers when combined.

        Per careful instructions from this tool’s previous owner, to ensure accurate functionality, I need to recharge the device’s power daily.  Thus, this act has become a routine protocol, always executed while starting the day sitting here at my tiny bureau in the captain’s quarters. 

         I drop the smaller but heavier item onto the table, and take up the larger but lighter article with both hands.  I strain with the full extent of my feminine might to open the lid of the wooden container, which is highly resistant to removal, due to decades of moisture absorption.  Giving it my all, the circular cap finally twists free with a squeak.  Breathing heavily, I set the now-open vessel down, and carefully extract the fine iron needle housed within. 

        Wiping this tiny shank with my shirtsleeve to dry it off, I then gently slide the pointy metal pin along the inert stone that’s sitting atop the pile of maps, making sure to orient the long axis of the rock with the lengthwise direction of the metal rod.  

        The method for generating a magnet simply involves rubbing an iron bar against a naturally occurring magnetized rock called a loadstone.  Apparently, some magical interaction occurs between these two different materials when placed in close and dynamic contact.

        Despite relentless searching by both nomadic wanderers and geological scientists, to date the lodestone is the only naturally occurring magnet which has been discovered.  Fortunately, it has turned out to occurred quite prevalently throughout Chinese lands in the form of the mineral magnetite.

     In raw mined state, it’s a faceted black rock made primarily of iron hydroxide, which is where the chemical compatibility with ferrous metal occurs.  The piece currently sitting on my desk has been transformed into a smooth, oval shape, due to countless sessions like the one I’m executing.

         I’m confident most of these curated actions are not necessary, and the tiny needle can likely hold a magnetic charge much longer than a single rotation of the earth.  However, I find this daily ritual cathartic, as I wriggle out of the chrysalis and open my wings in a newly acquired leadership role on this vessel.  Each morning, I’m recharging and calibrating not only my key navigational device, but also my own internal energy.

      The origin of magnetism is a bit vague in Chinese culture.  For a group of peoples with a history of carefully documenting nearly everything, this important discovery seems to have slipped through the anecdotal cracks.  Not that there was much learning to transfer.  The current means of creating magnetism doesn’t seem that different from the original, accidental instance a few millennia ago.

       Per my disjointed primary schooling, magnetism in Chinese culture was initially used for spiritual purposes.  A powerful yet invisible for force of attraction and repulsion, which became an important addition to traditional feng shui principles. 

       As my occupation relies heavily on the natural movement of the wind and water, these Taoist tenants are deeply engrained in my own basic way of life.  No reason to risk an imbalance of Planet Earth’s natural life energies.  It’s hard enough with stay upright and afloat on this ship as it is.  Plus, my lodging space is so small, I need a clear organization structure to keep belongings from getting lost.

         Enough dawdling.  It’s not like there’s many assets or activities to occupy me in this dark hold.  I’m the leader of this ship, and need to make myself present to the crew as such.  Time to get topside, and hopefully get this heavily laden vessel headed back home to port, where we can capitalize on the lucrative load of cargo currently stuffed in the hold. 

       Taking my last swig of bitter brew, including a few leafy particulates, I take up the reassembled and reloaded device, then pass through the low door of my quarters, and up the steep set of stairs.     

      Reaching the upper deck, instinctively, my gaze moves from the socked-in sky above, which thus provides no celestial guidance, to my alternate means of navigation.  The small item in my small hands is an amalgamation of wood, metal, and liquid, which surprisingly still works perfectly after countless hours of operation by various owners. 

       This tool has been handed down through several generations of seafaring captains in my family, and recently become my prize possession, upon the unfortunate passing of my father in a catastrophic storm.  That’s one of the reasons I’m so paranoid about the weather.  I come from a long line of sailing ship masters, though I’m the first female in a while to take up such a distinguished post.

      The elegant simplicity of this compass is what makes it so intriguing.  Delightfully ignorant to ocean conditions or weather patterns, the needle end of this device perpetually points to the North Pole of the globe.  Providing an unwavering waypoint, especially in times of navigational stress, when other means of guidance are hampered.  Like the current situation.

         As I have several times since acquiring this object a few months ago, I examine the craftmanship.  The outer box is hand carved rosewood, which was likely a rich burgundy, with an intricately chiseled wave pattern, when originally crafted by some unknown artisan of yore. 

         Now, through countless years of service, saltwater, sweat, and other stains have caused the wood to darken to near ebony brown, with the former exterior markings worn almost completely off.  Still, the implements housed within remain safely preserved and functional inside this sturdy case.

        The circular lid, which was no doubt once a precisely sanded fit that could be opened effortlessly, again enlists nearly all my grip strength to remove.  I probably should have just kept the top off after my maintenance procedure earlier.    

        Ironically, the smooth rotational motion of the needle is aided by the same medium upon which my entire craft floats.  A bed of water.  The metal needle pierces a cube of buoyant bamboo, thus floats atop the liquid, secured only at the midpoint of the assembly with a small pin, that represents the pivot point.

          As a result, to get an accurate reading, it’s essentially to hold the compass completely level.  Which is no small feat in these surging seas.  I’ve adopted an approach of staring at a fixed point way off in the distance, while holding the compass in my palm, arm fully extended. 

          At my standard captain’s position on the rear deck, taking a wide stance, with my legs locked as a base of support, I sight over the cylinder in my outstretched appendage, through the carved figurine on the prominent prow of the ship, and afield to the distant horizon where the sea and sky touch.  This direction represents my vessel’s current heading. 

         Without moving any part of my body except my right arm, I lower the navigational device slowly, making sure to maintain the perfectly parallel palm posture.  Soon, I can see the top of the unit, with numerous symbols circumferentially oriented around the ring, and most importantly the black needle orientation on the opaque liquid background.

          The important end of the magnetized marker, denoted by a pointy arrow tip, as opposed to a symbolic feather back portion, is located 2 sections right, thus clockwise, of the red icon with defines true north.  That means we’re currently traveling North-West-North; this is one of the 8 half-winds in ancient mariner parlance. 

         Perfect, we’re proceeding exactly as planned.  With any luck, we’ll be back at our homeland port in southern China by morning.  If a breeze ever picks up, and even more importantly, blows in the desired direction.   

         In theory, this compass can provide incredibly accurate bearings.  Carved around the outside of the ivory top ring are 32 discrete marks, each at perfectly spaced radial segments.  Within each section, a different Chinese character is etched, denoting a specific three-term directional heading. 

        The 4 key cardinal points, each orthogonally positioned, are identified by red painted strokes as opposed to black, and are written slightly larger.  

         There’s a new generation of dry compasses, which rely on low friction bearings in a sealed enclosure, as opposed to buoyant liquid lubrication in an open container.  I’ve seen a few of these modern devices during my intermittent networking with dockside merchants, who pedal all manner of nautical supplies. 

         I prefer to stick with the water-based version.  There’s no shortage of aqueous solution available on, or around, this ship, while the dry version apparently requires frequent oil lubrication and maintenance to ensure reliable functionality.  Not to mention the sentimental value of the generational artifact now in my possession.

       This wooden box, and the magically moving beacon housed within, have been keeping my oceanic adventuring ancestors safe for decades.  I’ll stick with the old but reliable tool.

         Despite presenting a seemingly substantial level of navigational guidance, I know from experience, not just in this current privileged role, but working under my elders on many previous voyages, that the magnetic compass isn’t a foolproof instrument.

          As I’ve learned, through painstaking practice, there are many confusing phenomenon to heed with such a mode of guidance. 

       “Variation”, the difference between magnetic north and true north can be substantial, especially near the earth’s poles.  Fortunately, most of my travels occur in the South China Sea, between my homeland and the preponderance of tropical islands to the east, which offer a wealth of trade opportunities.  It’s hard to get much closer to the equator, thus the influence of magnetic pole inconsistency is a minor concern.

         Another consideration are local magnetic effects, known as “deviations”.  These are more relevant on vessels made from, or carrying, a large amount of metal.  Again, no issues for our wooden merchant schooner, which generally traffics in clothing and dried spices, as opposed to cannons and other weaponry. 

      I do need to be cognizant of such magnetic interference at the continually expanding Chinese ports, with are becoming increasingly diverse in construction method for both buildings and boats.  Still, a compass isn’t that critical when one can see the harbor using their own two eyes without the use of spyglass.

         One of the perks of navigating the high seas is that I come into contact with individuals from various far-flung areas of the globe, often pedaling unique wares to trade.  I’ve heard tell of metal processing techniques which can result in magnetic permanency occurring on the European continent.  We’ll see if such magic magnetic materials materialize here on the Pacific Ocean in the future.

      Until this new compass technology gets widespread adoption in the merchant ship industry, I’ll stick with my morning lodestone massage ritual. 

         Between this metallurgy development, and rumors of a sextant, an advanced tool for oceanic navigation, which links land and sky-based observations into quantifiable angle measurements, the naval contingent on that side of the world is really starting to innovate.  But new is not always better, especially with regard to tools which are crucial to one’s livelihood, in every sense of the word.

       Granted, competent sailors throughout the Far East have been using key features in the sky to steer while at sea for centuries.  All manner of historical maps display the sun, moon, stars, and planets, tracking their arcing path across the sky over time.  In fact, the concept of time itself on Planet Earth, the length of the day, the cycling of each month, the duration of the year, are all linked to these celestial bodies.

        Steering using such skyward waypoints requires a lifetime of experiential study.  Even the most skillful practitioners, of which I’m definitely not one yet, can be thwarted by a single factor which is completely out of their control.  Clouds rolling in, thereby masking visibility to the beacons beyond. 

       That’s why I’m happy to have this magnetic compass that I can rely on rain or shine, day or night.  The current socked in weather conditions highlight this point.  While the sights in the sky are perpetually changing, magnetic north is inexorably fixed.

       My compass relies on the same arcing magnetic fields which have been looping around the globe for millennia.  Granted, it took a while for humans to realize the existence of this invisible phenomenon.

         Amusingly, the tiny tip of the metal needle is engaged with positive magnet polarity.  The perpetual pull towards the Earth’s upper pole confirms that a negatively charged field exists at the geometric north.  There are all sorts of alliterative techniques preached by my adventuring ancestors to help remember the charge of each global pole.  However, all I care about on this boat is that the compass consistently points in the northerly direction.

      Someday, there will undoubtably be a device that combines the visual navigational benefits of the sky with the reliable yet invisible magnetic polarity of a compass.  Until then, skillful captains like me will be essential to successful oceanic shipping operations.

         On the innovation front, some clever engineer should also come up with a means of aquatic propulsion that doesn’t require wind.  That would be a useful resource, considering my craft’s current stagnant floating.  

      The sea is so calm that it resembles a mirror.  While beneficial from a sightline standpoint, there’s not much navigation needed when the boat isn’t moving.  Based on my earlier charting, we haven’t moved more than a few aimless kilometers in the past 2 days.  Muttering under my breath, I take a one more look at the small item in my hand, then press the tight-fitting wooden lid back on with ferocity.

          We’ve got places to be.  All that’s required now is a little breeze to billow the sails, and get this ship moving.  I know what direction to head, provided we get some naturally occurring thrust. 

           Currently stagnant in the middle of the South China Sea, we’re at the mercy of the weather, most notably the trade winds.  While the early morning fog has cleared, there’s still a thick canopy aloft.  The rising sun trying to break through results in the entire sky taking on a pinkish hue.  A bad omen in sailing jargon, but I’ll take a little atmospheric volatility at this point.

        Praying for a change in the conditions, my eyes naturally move to the central mast.  More specifically, the flags sitting atop this raised perch.  As they were an hour ago, these swatches of cloth are completely stagnant.  Still no gusts whatsoever.  Which means no sailing.  We’re stuck here until the current weather pattern shifts.

          Even though the fabric isn’t flapping, I know from memory that there are 3 colored offerings, which can be raised and used as a means of communication, both with the crew onboard my craft, and also with neighboring vessels that might approach.  Not much signaling to be done right now on either front.  And if there was, aggressive physical exertion would be needed to expand these bright banners.   

           There is one benefit to these stormless skies, despite the preponderance of clouds.  We don’t have to worry about any rogue lightning strikes hitting the crow’s nest, which sits atop the tallest central pole.  These electrical outbursts contain an immense amount of energy, capable of splitting and splintering masts, or trees, depending on your location on the earth’s surface.  That’s likely why such blazing atmospheric phenomenon have been associated with the Gods, in both Ancient Greek, Imperial Roman, and my own Buddhist, mythological lore.

        More recently, scientific experimentation has tried to quantify the electrical discharge from this heavenly onslaught.  Rumor has it an adventurous fellow in the America, half the globe away from my Chinese homeland, used a kite not dissimilar in size and shape to the flags adorning my ship to attract and harness lightning. 

          With a metal key as the alluring element, and a sturdy string linking the activity in the sky to the operator on the ground, the electrical energy in the stormy skies was captured.  Supposedly.  Tales tend to get taller as they spread from port to port via word of mouth, each subsequent storyteller adding their own exaggerated embellishments.

           I’m skeptical if this bold experimenter learned anything besides how to muss up his hair, burn his hands, and melt his shoes.  It’s amazing this crazy character wasn’t killed venturing out into a storm with such a silly setup.

          I’m not planning on repeating this stunt any time soon.  There’s a reason no metal components are utilized in any elements of the crow’s nest construction or upper sail rigging.  Still, we make sure to evacuate the upper perch at the first sign of an approaching storm. 

          Of which there is absolutely none currently.  Thus, the watchtower is staffed.

        On cue, a yell echoes down from above, faintly reaching my ears, aided by the morning stillness.  Our lookout has apparently spotted something.  I quickly move to the helm of my vessel, standing at the large oak steering wheel, which is positioned on the raised stern poop deck, directly behind the main mast.  This specific spot importantly offers up panoramic views, not only of the entire crew activities onboard, but also the watery landscape beyond. 

         I don’t see anything bobbing in the placid water, but the atmospheric conditions, very hazy with a decided red tint, definitely hinder visibility.  And contribute to the ominous mood.  Some type of weather is rolling in. 

        My 360° scan of the horizon is interrupted by another commotion, this time from somewhere down in the ship’s hollow belly.  Apparently, some other members of the crew, while not of the human variety, seem to agree with my apocalyptic conditions assessment.  I better see what’s going on down there. 

         We like to pedal in valuable merchant wares, the heavier and smaller the better.  The more items we can stuff into our hold, the more lucrative an oceanic journey turns out.  However, the duration of each trip is unknown, as evidenced by the fact that we’re currently sitting stagnant at sea in the middle of nowhere.

           As a result, we don’t transact in produce, livestock, alcohol, or any other perishable items.  Hardgoods for hard cash are which keeps this small operation functioning, and profitable. 

          With unknown time between port visits, it is important to keep enough sustenance on board to stay well fed while in transit.  There’s only so much salted fish and dried jerky one can eat.  Thus, we set out with a few live animals on every adventure.

          If all goes well, these critters will provide nutrients without needing to die.  Chickens lay eggs each day.  A few cattle offer up helpful quantities of fresh milk.  The goats eat anything, including inedible scraps, thereby keeping kitchen waste to a minimum.  They are the first to be sacrificed if meat intake is needed, having been continually fattened up along the journey.

         These animals represent a delicate balance between pets and protein sources.  On this ongoing highly efficient trip, until the recent stall-out, none have been sacrificed under the knife, and deposited in the stewpot.

         We acquired this current creature cohort from a small island in the Philippines, which wasn’t even named on any of the maps I have.  At least they had a functional port for docking, useful quantities of exotic spices and bedazzled jewelry, plus an appetite for trading.  Bartering is an inherently challenging operation, especially with unknown civilizations.  Fortunately, my father, and his father before him, passed down a few valuable tips. 

        Three simple tenants, which represent the foundation of my own acquisition approach: know what you’re buying, how you’re paying, and who you can resell it to.

          I’m perpetually driven to be on the right end of the deal, and avoid getting scammed.

       A key part of not getting Shanghaied is to verify any metal coinage and trinkets collected.  Precious metals are a universal currency throughout these disparate lands, with gold and silver commanding premium value.  The challenge is that these terms, in addition to being actual elements, are common colors in the metallurgy realm.  Thus, ferrous forgeries abound, in both disc and bar form.

         Conveniently, the loadstone, which possesses perpetual magnet functionality, can easily snuff out metals that have high iron content.  While the real deal currencies show no reaction to my black pocket rock, fakes are attracted instantly. 

        Combined with an innate sense of density, based on coinage size and mass, I have yet to be cheated.  The most recent farm purchase, just a few weeks ago, was an especially good score, from my standpoint at least.  Swindled may be the term used by the agrarian merchant who begrudgingly parted with his flock.

      As I descend back into the belly of ships, there the enclosure for these domesticated animals is located, the commotion seems to intensify.  Upon entering the enclosed space, I immediately get goosebumps.  This instinctive reaction is not due to the intensely hot temperature, or overwhelmingly pungent aromas, which personify these tight quarters.  There’s another invisible, imperceptible element in the air down here.    

        As a rookie sailor, and a delicate soul, I used to assign names to each of the new critters.  Now hardened, both physically and emotionally, I simply treat the livestock as inert objects.  Still, moving toward the cage where the current lot is housed, I can’t help but recognize a few specific characters.

        The red feathered hen.  The white cow, with black and brown splotches.  The wiry haired grey goat.  This last creature immediately attracts my attention.

           Animals have an incredible knack for perceiving changes in atmospheric conditions.  I often reference these beasts as a premonitory omen based on their impressive perceptive powers.  This young kid is bounding around excitedly, doing laps around the meager square pen.  That’s not normal.

           Even more telling than this beast’s actions are his appearance.  The usually curly, matted hair on this unkept goat is now standing proud.  The tangled loops have unfurled into lengthy, extended strands, each individual fiber freeing itself from those adjacent, overcoming the greasy binder of dirt and oil. 

       Reaching my hand to my own head, I immediately feel a few incredibly fine strings of black hair extending well above where my usual sleek, braided locks should be.  Something has caused this bodily anomaly.  There’s only one viable explanation, way out here in the middle of the ocean.

         Static electricity.  A telltale precursor to pending atmospheric change.  Which seems to already be materializing. 

     Another outcry from my colleague on watch, this time with additional guidance to look off the starboard side, prompts me to scurry back topside.  I wonder how many times I traverse these rickety stairs and ladders daily?

        Now knowing where the focus in, I head directly to the siderail and peer out, utilizing the spyglass that is perpetually attached to my belt loop.  This visual amplification aid allows me to spot the ghostly outline of a large ship, all sails unfurled.  This vessel is several hundred meters way, which hinders identification, but it’s clearly moving quickly, based on the flapping of the taught sailcloth, and foaming around the glistening keel. 

     There must be some wind out there, if this sailing craft is making progress towards us.  As if interpreting my reasoning, the horizon darkens more, to an almost impossible shade of deep maroon.  Seconds later, a pair of brilliant yellow flashes pierce this bloody canvas, extending from their unidentifiable origin point way up in the heavens, all the way down to the waterline.

        Time to make sure those electrical discharges don’t travel down through my lookout into the main mast.  We’re not planning to fly any kites on a string today, but instead the huge swatches of fabric which propel this vessel are about to be unfurled. 

        A storm is brewing, which means brisk gusts are on the way.  Now, I just need to use my compass to get this ship headed in the right direction.  Hopefully the gale path is favorable for our desired course.  Maybe we can ride this tempest all the way back home to Canton.  Provide we outrun that rapidly closing pirate ship first.

1890’s: Europe

         I’m seated at my assigned post, intently focused.  This job requires all my faculties to be on point. 

        Touch, with my fingers manipulating various knobs, buttons, cords, and ports rapidly.  Sight, monitoring the bank of lights which denote the status for various electronic connections.  Hearing, critical for interacting with customers all over town via the magic of sound transmitted across metal cables.

       To facilitate my role, I’m provided substantial technological support.  Most important is the headset, which covers both my ears, the pair of round speakers connected by a rigid band, that loops, not over my wavy blonde hair, but under my elegant chin. 

       From the center of this arc, strategically located just below my mouth, is positioned a bulky microphone.  At this same junction, a packet of sheathed wires extends downward, with the termination point landing in my electronic dashboard.

      My manual hand actions dictate the noise piped to my ears, with the colorful bulbs identifying signal status.  A somewhat complex, but highly functional electronic system.  Every delicate link throughout the dynamic chain must work perfectly in unison. 

     The fine strands of copper wire, rapidly conducting the pulsing incoming electrical signal, then dispersing the outgoing information.  A permanent ferric magnet placed in close proximity to a flexible aluminum disc, which turns the fluctuating charge into audible sound.  The carefully oriented carbon rods, variable resistance through grain structure orientation, converting minute vibrations back into transmissible current.

        Thus, the cable, speakers, and microphone which enable my job are enabled.   

      The switchboard is buzzing right now, per usual.  It seems like every day there are more communications coming through this facility.

       This exchange operation, like many in the telephone industry, was originally staffed by young boys, who were nimble enough to climb the ladders required to reach the higher ports of the wall mounted circuitry.  However, it was quickly determined that these lads weren’t exactly patient or endearing when fielding incoming calls. 

       This important verbal communication task clearly requires a more deft, feminine touch.  Thus, gals like myself have quickly taken over the role as primary switchboard operators in recent years.

      My only telephone exchange experience is at this location, one of the many centers throughout London that have been spun up by the National Postal Service.  The original floor to ceiling port arrangement, along a single wall to optimize space, has evolved over time. 

        As a result of frequent complaints from more aged women, well before I started here, shimmying up stepladders was eliminated, then eventually, the need to stand all day.  Now, the current configuration puts all us ladies in straight back chairs, directly in front of a switchboard bank, where all the densely packed holes are well within reach. 

       The exchange now covers all 4 walls of this room, with the only gap being the door by which we enter and leave the space.  Aside from a short break for lunch, we’re required to occupy our seated station continuously for the full 10-hour shift, 5 days a week.  Pay isn’t great, but it’s a steady job, which, while sometimes monotonous, definitely isn’t boring.

       With a dozen female operators, all commanding our own space, communicating verbally while moving methodically, it can get quite chaotic at times.  In contrast to typical liveliness, it’s actually been somewhat slow and peaceful here on a Tuesday afternoon in the Fall of 1898. 

    There are definitely certain periods that are personified by more telephone throughput.  Monday mornings, as businesses get their operations up and running again, after taking the weekend off.  The noon hour daily, a combination of work and personal calls intermixing.  Fridays, especially those around calendar month end, when sales need to be finalized, and contracts paid. 

        A random Tuesday at 3 PM is not on this list of high-volume occurrences.

       However, as I sit at my station, double checking the trio of calls currently connected on my board are correctly placed and secure, with the associated lit lamps confirming ongoing communication, my headset buzzes to life.  An incoming summons.

       New calls are simply routed to the first available switchboard participant, or the one who has been idle for the longest duration of time.  Which turns out to be me.

       I carefully manipulate the 3-positon toggle switch in front of me, which allows my audio to be activated.  Underlying this seemingly basic act with my right thumb, I know all sorts of electrical current flow and sound resonance activities are being initiated.  At least that’s what my manager tells me.

        I open with my usual jovial query, which is the same every time, with every customer.

        “Hello, how may I connect your call?” 

      I practiced this simple statement countless times in preparation for the job interview, trying different cadence, enunciation, and inflection.  I even trained in front of the bathroom mirror, even though the callers never actual see me during any portion of the interaction.

      All this drilling must have paid off, since I procured this post at just 18 years of age, with no previous experience working at an exchange.  I guess that’s a testament to how quickly the telephone industry is growing, creating a high demand for labor.  Or maybe, it was just my magnetic personality.

        This time, the voice on the other end of the line provides both the name and number of the individual they’re trying to reach.  A nice courtesy, but I really only need one of these data points to make the necessary connection.

        Now 2 years into my role, I often recognize the voice of the incoming caller, the title of the person being summoned, and sometimes both.  It’s amazing how many business acquaintances and family members have recently made a daily habit of connecting with each other over the telephone, often at set times, for a set duration.  This speech transmission technology has really changed socialization practices, at least within the affluent portions of society.   

      In this case, I have no knowledge of any transmitted personal details, so simply use the number provided to determine my target port.  Based purely on the initial 2 digits, I know this combination is not on my board.  Shifting my gaze down to the horizontal portion of the panel, right in front of me, I make the mechanical link to pass this summons off to my colleague 3 seats over, who has the correct 6-digit combination at her disposal. 

        Almost simultaneously, a similar electronic request heads my way, from my adjacent neighbor the right.  I accept, and open with the same whimsical utterance that I used before.  This time, the caller, and his desired contact, are known almost immediately.

     The British Comptroller’s office, specifically the head of the Patents Department, an operation established by Parliament just a 15 years ago.  This government representative is looking to make his daily check-in with a sketch expert counterpart, before buttoning up the day’s legal submissions.  This same chat occurs every afternoon, though the timing varies, likely based on the amount of paperwork being pushed through each session.

        I wonder what cool inventions will dominate the conversation today?  It seems like just the few short years I’ve been at this post have been personified by numerous innovations and improvements in one key field.  Communication. 

       It’s somewhat ironic that a portion of my daily routine is linked to facilitating text and drawings which document novel improvements to the very equipment I use daily.  The entire process is very meta.

        Sparing any social banter, this time, I make the connection from memory; the male lead being inserted into a female slot near the top left corner of my board, which almost necessitates me to get out of my chair.  These legal types value speed and efficiency.  Within 15 seconds, I’m on to my next switchboard activity.

       Each subscriber to the telephone service, an ancillary perk provided and operated by the London Post Office, for a nominal monthly fee of course, gets their own dedicated line.  Just in my relatively short stint here, the number of numbers has grown rapidly.  Electrical technicians are constantly shrinking the port spacing, or installing brand new boards, to accommodate this perpetual telephone line expansion.

        As the amount of possible combinations has increased, the logistics for making a specific connection are becoming progressively more challenging.  It feels like we’re starting to reach maximum capacity, at least in this specific exchange room. 

    During busy times, users have been stuck on the line until an actual physical connection was available at the switchboard.  We know such details because of the angry complaints we’re forced to deal with when we do establish a communication link for these aggrieved customers. 

        I’m just a middle woman, and a novice employee, with no ability to expand the overall system functionality.  Venting to me won’t get you anywhere.

     This is a difficult job, which requires focus, memory, dexterity, courtesy, and diligence.  Plus, most importantly, discretion, which presents a problem for some of the gossip girls within our ranks. 

       Once the correct connection was made, the operator is supposed to disconnect from the call, as I just did with my Patent Office patrons.  However, many operators stay on, then listen in; this eavesdropping, which is nearly impossible to trace from the user’s standpoint, can make exchange employees some of the most informed individuals in town.

         Verbal voyeurism is more common at small switchboards, sometimes with just a single worker, where enforcement is de minimis.  Here, at this large-scale, government-sponsored, facility, we always have a supervisor in the room looking over our shoulder.  Plus, there’s usually just too much throughput to linger on a connection that has already been made. 

        Still, some individuals are perpetually worried about privacy violation, constantly striving to come up with ways to make the telephone system more secure.  

        Rumor has it, in America, some networks are already experimenting with electromechanical automated exchanges.  Amusingly, this entrepreneurial venture was motivated by a frustrated funeral house owner who became worried that local switchboard ladies were funneling incoming calls to his competition.  Greed and jealousy are great motivators for inspiring change. 

          Hopefully this mechanized technology is slow to catch on; my paycheck and livelihood depend on maintaining this current gig.  Surely customers would rather hear my lovely voice when they call in, as opposed to automatic nonsensical noises. 

        Also, they will certainly need to add more digits to the phone number format to differentiate between towns, counties, and potentially even nations, as the telephone line system scales up.  We’re having enough trouble just handling a small portion of London. 

       That expanded incarnation seems like it’s a long way off, but verbal communication technology has been improvingly at breakneck pace of late.

           Many of the older ladies at this office have been around since the days of the original telegram.  How slow and clunky must it have been to transfer a page of written text one letter at a time, using the long and short beeps associated with Morse Code?  Those were undoubtably long, monotonous days at the desk.

         According to my matriarchal coworkers, the telegraph system relied on a voltaic cell utilizing electromagnets.  When the switch was pressed, the internal element shot an electric current along the transmission wire to the receiving device on the other end of the linkage.

        Considering sounds, albeit simple ones like basic tones, could be transferred via connected telegraph lines, the advent of telephone communication was inevitable.  I, like most members of society, just never through it would occur this rapidly.        

       The telephone has allowed human communication over wires to evolves from basic beeps to actual transmitted words.  This advancement is akin to transitioning from candle lantern tower signals to pigeon delivered written messages for our Medieval ancestors.  Much more content can be communicated, with much less opportunity for misinterpretation.

         Plus, talking is a causal format of interacting which nearly everyone in society is comfortable with, and doesn’t need a codebook to decipher.

        To achieve this monumental feat, telephone signals utilize frequencies up to 30 times higher than the old telegraph.  While much more improved in fidelity and informational content, the large quantity of data being transferred results in shorter functional signal travel distance.  For now.

        The telegraph system was able to send communiques, albeit short and simple ones, hundreds of kilometers, reaching Manchester in the north of my homeland, Paris via the English Channel, and even New York City across the Atlantic Ocean, all from the bustling capital of England.  However, the burgeoning telephone network is only functional between networked participants in London proper.

     Uptake of telephones in rural regions has been slow, not due to demand, but instead because of the sluggish infrastructure buildout.  This technology cannot simply use the existing telegraph wires, which have been in place for many decades now, crisscrossing the countryside in an effort to connect major urban hubs throughout the country, and beyond.  Utilizing steel wires protected by glass insulators attached to wooden poles, this system represents a true amalgamation of materials.   

         A second metal line is needed for telephones, to avoid attenuation and interference of the signal.  In addition to the installation challenges, it apparently also takes time to source appropriate wire for the task.  Using cold-drawn, hardened-copper, strands, with intermittent twisting, has proven to greatly improved the transmission quality, with a 30 km range now viable.

       Through my work acquaintances at the British Patent Department, which I admit to listening in on from time to time, albeit only briefly, I fairly knowledgeable in the key technical advancements which have driven this industry forward.

       It’s impressive how quickly the telephone technology has been adopted.  Granted, there are still several limitations with this mode of communication.  But it’s getting better, and more prevalent, every year.

        The telephone was invented by America scientist Alexander Graham Bell back in 1876.  Now, as we approach the turn of the century, this system is an essential part of business activity, and is even becoming common in private residences. 

That’s a rapid rate of adoption, which I owe my current profession to.

       Mr. Bell wasn’t the only inventor interested in over-the-wire communication methods.  The back half of the 19th century, starting well before my own birth, has been an era of rapid advancement throughout the developed world, as the amazing benefits and application opportunities within the electromagnetic field have been realized and exploited.  This recent technological revolution has definitely kept my friends at the Comptroller’s Office busy. 

         During an era of advanced competition, with elite scientists from all over the world innovating in the same space, it’s important to protect one’s inventions.  A key element of Alexander Graham Bell’s original telephone patent was explicitly describing and documenting both the first transmitter and receiver in history.

         This pair of prototype crude linked devices, joined by a filament of generic wire, were so simple, and bulky, that the design hardly seems novel now, just a few decades later. 

         The voice end relied on a double pole electromagnet, positioned behind a flexible diaphragm, with a soft iron plug adhered to the center.  Employing a conical mouthpiece, which focused the user’s verbal utterances, the message was electronically transmitted down the connecting cable. 

        On the sound side, electromagnets were again utilized, this time in a circular tube configuration, the end capped by a metallic film, which converted the incoming electrons from linear travel in solids, to oscillating waves in air, projecting sound directly into the eardrums.

        Thus was born the original Alexander Graham Bell electro-magnetic, coil-driven, linked speaker-microphone design.

Numerous researchers quickly added their own improvements to the basic Bell telephone system.  Just a year after the original intellectual property was granted, Emile Berliner of Germany improved the microphone substantially, created using a liquid transmitter with solid steel ball contacting a thin diaphragm of stretched metal.

        In 1879, Francis Blake continued to innovate, first with a platinum bead, then with loose carbon granules, to create one of the most popular microphones, which is commonly used today, including in my own voice recognition system. 

      While magnetism still plays an important role in the receiver system, novel advancements in power generation, polarity manipulation, and material science, have helped reduce the size, and increase the quality, of these speakers.  As evidenced by the lightweight headset, or more accurately neckset, that I’m currently donning.

         The proliferation of the telephone, in terms of both the physical device itself, and the means of signal transmission, over the past 20 years, has been a truly global effort.  Which is now benefiting society at large.

        Ironically, the same long-distance communication modes that various scientists on both sides of the Atlantic have been toiling over has enabled rapid spread of ideas, thus spurring further progress.  Each breakthrough in voice message range, speed, or quality makes the technological achievement easier to broadcast to the world at large.  Innovation breads continued innovation in this industry.

      Telephones now come in all manner of shapes and sizes, the various design choices balancing functionality and aesthetics. 

         The two most common offerings are the standard design, with earpiece speaker and mouthpiece receiver connected by a linear bar, colloquially known as the skeletal model, and the candlestick variety, with the microphone attached to the base, while the mobile earpiece speaker is adjoined by a length of metallic cord.  I can’t afford even the cheapest commercial unit on my meager budget, let alone the monthly fee to maintain a live line.

        Someday, hopefully, they will be able to project more pleasant sounds, like music and stories over these auditory devices.  But for now, we’ll just have to listen to each other ramble on. 

         That’s exactly what I spend all my working hours doing.  Without the diligent efforts of me and my ladies here at the switchboard, none of these telephone conversations would be possible, regardless of how fancy a device each customer has.  If we don’t make the right connections, the users on opposite ends of the line will never get linked up.

         Over the clicking of the round pins being placed in the matching ports to promote the desired routing, I can hear the hum of the steam engine in the basement below.  This clunky, coal fired, behemoth drives a flywheel which generates enough electricity to power this entire complex.  Which is a substantial draw; lights, heat, and numerous communication apparatus all conspiring to suck amperage every hour of every day.

          Considering my heritage, I have a special appreciation for the equipment driving this postal facility.  While I’m only half Scottish, my grandfather was a full-blooded Scotsman, with associative knowledge of the mechanical prowess typical of those individuals associated with the University of Glasgow.

            Over a century and a half ago now, a mathematically inclined tinkerer was born, during the first month of 1736, in Greenock, Scotland.  Just 20 short years into his life, making him roughly the same age as myself, he made a change to an existing piece of common machinery, which has proven to change the course of human history.  If only I could be so influential to society.

            In 1757, James Watt incorporated a separate condenser unit into the existing Newcomen steam engine design.  This seemingly simple innovation resulted in an astounding fourfold increase in power output for the overall system.

          Watt was so proactive pursuing patents for his invention, that by the 1770’s, he essentially had a monopoly on this new hybrid approach.  By 1800, Britain had over 2,500 functional steam engines, many utilizing the advanced Watt condenser functionality, to providing energy for manufacturing facilities like cotton mills and mining operations. 

          In comparison, there was less than 10% of this capacity in operation globally.  At the start of the 19th century, the United Kingdom was clearly at the forefront of the Industrial Revolution.  

         Though Watt died in 1819, before the modern implications of his engine improvements for electricity generation could be fully realized, many of the electromagnetism advancements which have materialized wouldn’t be possible without this efficient energy source.

         There’s a reason James Watt’s name is still closely associated with power generation by mechanical means.  His comparison of machinery output to animal power, originally in regard to mining applications, where water needed to be pumped up from the depths, led to the creation of the horsepower moniker.  As an ode to his historical influence on the scientific community, a common measurement of electrical power output is fittingly called the “watt”.

        London, as a leading global metropolis, has been at the forefront of many industrial power advancements throughout the entire 1800’s.  Most of these advancements have been driven by the basic human desired to stay dry, warm, and be able to observe their surroundings. 

           Gas powered streetlights were installed throughout London in 1825.  Another 50 plus years later, in 1882, the Edison Electric Light Station became the world’s first coal-fired power station.  The dark emissions from that, and numerous other subsequent installations, in one of the many reasons this city is known colloquially as the “Big Smoke”.  As the population here has grown and become more affluent, the energy demands per individual have also ramped up substantially, in both home and work settings.

            Our own functionality here at the telephone exchange wouldn’t be possible without the hulking engine churning away in the basement.  Electricity to keep the overhead lights on as we toil late into the night.  Steam to keep our office space warm in the winter months.  Immense power to drive the printing press which churns out all manner of text communications associated with the mail room and telephone activities.

       Plus, most significantly, the electrical current which runs through the switchboard lines themselves, enabling sometimes discrete communication between people located many kilometers apart.  Amplification is required to take the minute amperage variation generated at the caller’s microphone, transfer the signal information to the magnetic coils in my headset speakers, then all the way to a modern telephone unit across town, where the conversation can be continued.

         However, I have no time to dilly dally, listening to idle chit chat.  As soon as I make a solid connection, smooth metal jack in the correct port slot, linkage confirmed by the blinking light adjacent, I’m on to the next incoming customer inquiry.    

1970’s: North America

        The overhead lights brightly illuminate the kitchen, a necessity since it’s completely dark outside this early in the morning.  As I do routinely, I’m up before dawn, making the preparations necessary to get my family ready for the day ahead.

         Intermittent bursts of noise emanate from the various electrically powered devices sitting on the countertop.  The grinder crunches, rendering whole roasted coffee beans to fine black powder.  The blender whirs, generating a brownish-green slurry that could be equally fitting for a hungry toothless toddler or a health-conscious adult.  The microwave pulses, warming up a previously cold breakfast sandwich. 

        The latter activity answers the question about which snack is for whom.  My husband, not one to miss a meal, is more of a bacon and eggs, as opposed to an oatmeal and fruit, guy.  This propensity to eat, combined with his sedentary post seated at a desk each day as an insurance agent, isn’t helping his physique. 

         He’s gained 50 pounds since our marriage 5 years ago.  The yearning I had to him during our youthful courting days is starting to wane.  On the positive side, he definitely doesn’t seem to mind my cooking.

         Right on schedule, the microwave beeps, signaling the hearty breakfast offering is sufficiently reheated.

        This new piece of equipment was quite a splurge on our menial budget.  But has proven to be a God send for rapid food preparation.  After just half a year, I have no idea how I got warm, tasty meals on the table before without this marvelous unit.     

       I’ve been slaving away in the kitchen since I was a teenage, and am familiar with nearly every cooking method.  Boiling.  Roasting.  Frying.  Baking.  Sauteing.  Even grilling is in my purview, a rare skill amongst the female ranks in this era.  I’ll credit my hillbilly uncle for that inoculation. 

        But this microwave in an entirely different, and much appreciated, tool in my culinary arsenal.  Being perpetually intrigued, as I was a high school physics teacher before being relegated to my current post as a homemaker, I’ve attempted to understand the mechanisms which enable cookery at such a rapid rate within this shiny, white box.   

         How is it possible that nothing else in the space, including the interior walls, or the air itself, doesn’t warm up?  Who knows?  But I’m not going to argue with anything that enables speed and efficiency for my daily chores.  Especially, with all the other items on my plate, if you catch my meaning.

       According to the marketing pamphlets which showed up with our new unit, the “electricity-powered magnetron emits electrons, that are converted by an antenna into microwaves, which cook the food through radiation heating.”  If this device isn’t a contribution to humanity from aliens in a science fiction novel, then I don’t know what is?  

         One topic repeatedly stressed throughout the instructional materials is to avoid placing metal in the machine at all costs.  This is a gaff which I’ve fortunately avoided making over the first 6 month of use.

         Apparently, issues can arise when the electromagnetic waves, which are the key to the even heating of food powers displayed by this magic machine, hit metallic elements.  The waters, sugars, and, most important for flavor, fats which comprise the sustenance get excited and absorb energy, thereby heating up, during the zapping bombardment process. 

          In contrast, metal reflects the incoming microwaves, amplifying their energy, with potentially catastrophic results.  Carefully heading this warning, I’ve adopted a specific wooden spoon which I use to stir and manipulate items within the chamber, even if it isn’t actually engaged.  Better safe than sorry.   

          Just as I finish extracting the piping hot breakfast morsel from the rotating carousel, its owner arrives.  My husband sidles into the kitchen, having clearly just showered, then squeezed an increasingly large frame into a suit which isn’t going to fit him much longer.  At the far end of the kitchen table, I’ve already piled up the same items which my spouse takes to work every workday. 

         A larger thermos full of piping hot black coffee; brewed fresh and strong each morning, using good grounds, and the repeatable drip process.  Aided by electronic temperature control to precisely 200°F, this acrid potion gets both of us up and going early each morning, often on minimal sleep, due to the toddler’s erratic crib activity.

         A Gumby and Pokey plastic lunchbox, containing two bologna and cheese sandwiches on white bread with liberal mayo, a combination which couldn’t be more processed, plus an apple, and a full-size candy bar, the nutritional effects of which completely negate each other.  

          If my hubby gets chided at work for this boyish container, or the basic snacks housed within, I haven’t heard about it.  In fact, I don’t get much information about his work generally.  For all I know, he may not even have any friends at the office to eat lunch with.

          The final required item I hand off to him is the breakfast sandwich I just pulled from the microware, then carefully wrapped in aluminum foil to keep it warm.  No chance I’m going to let this thin metal film anywhere near the electromagnetic waves bouncing around in that device. 

        Before children, we used to sit together in the morning and chat, my husband reading the newspaper at the table, while I cooked a fresh omelets and toast for both of us at the stovetop.  How times have changed. 

          While we still love each other, the magnetic attraction of our early years has dissipated.  I just hope our relationship polarity doesn’t reverse as time moves on.  I’m deeply committed to make this situation, and my life circumstances, work out.

         His increasing job responsibilities have necessitated my spouse to go into the office earlier and earlier.  Meanwhile, my daycare responsibilities have cut into my morning preparation time.  I’m now forced to crank out a bunch of breakfast items in bulk on Sunday, during my brief respite from the girls, when they visit with their grandparents after church, then simply assemble and reheat the components each morning.  Again, my new microwave unit has proven crucial for executing this task.   

         Scooping up his collection of food stuffs with the hand not already occupied carrying a stout leather briefcase, my husband gives a peck on my sweaty cheek, and a gentle slap on my dress-covered butt, then heads off for the day, through the front door, and out to the lone automobile in the driveway.  I watch him go through the multi-paned window above the sink, as I have every morning since we purchased this home, our first, shortly after the wedding day.

         Life has become quite mundane and repetitive.  At least we can pay the bills each month, and have a little left over for a summer family road trip, or hosting a winter holiday part.  With two kids, and a house with a white picket fence in the suburbs, we’re quickly approaching the American dream.  Especially with this new microwave.  Add another baby, plus a fluffy dog, and we’ll be the perfect picture of the American middle class.

          With one of my charges safely off, now I’m down to two individuals left to chaperone.  I should probably check in on them physically at some point, but have yet to hear the telltale screeching of a prize toy being stolen, or an impromptu artistic work being destroyed.  May as well stay productive while I can.

        As the various sounds ebb and flow here in the kitchen, I’m still able to make out a steady, though variable in volume, racket emanating from the living room.  The collection of cartoons which keep my duo of young daughters entertained, so I can execute my morning chores uninhibited.

          The television shows they are watching currently have come a long way from those of my girlish youth.  Smoother artwork transitions.  Voice timing which actually matches the visual content.  Not to mention full color picture.   

          While the crazy characters on the screen are mesmerizing to my kids, I’m more interested in the electronics which generate these engaging images.  This device is truly a modern technological marvel.  Which represents the ultimate passive babysitter.

         Cathode ray tube television technology has been around for a several decades now.  Originally launched by RCA at the 1939 World’s Fair in New York City, by now these units are a staple of most homes in the United States.  An ode to the originator, the RCA capital letters adorn the front of our own home TV. 

        The recent development of color projection capability, another seemingly impossible feat, has been a real game changer.  We got ours a few years back, when my husband received a nice bonus at work.  Apparently, half of American homes have such an entertainment boon, which puts us right at the median, like most elements of our generic lifestyle. 

        Except for that other, more recent, electronic purchase; the new microwave in the kitchen, an acquisition which definitely makes us early adopters.  My husband didn’t have much say in this splurge, provided he wanted his wife to remain sane.

       Per the name of these television devices, often abbreviated as CRTs, the internal mechanics rely on anode and cathode terminals, with positive and negative electrical charges respectively.  Understandably, considering the moniker of the technology, the cathodes are the most important element.  These represent heated filaments located within glass tubes under vacuum. 

         The ray of electrons flow off the negatively charged cathode, and are attracted to the positively charged anode.  This high-speed stream of electrons hits the flat screen coated with phosphor, which glows when struck.  A phosphor is simply any material that emits visible light when exposed to radiation.

      Black and white TVs just have one phosphor which only glows white.  Color TVs, which I had the privilege of examining extensively at the electronics store in the mall before we made our purchase, apparently use 3 phosphors, generating red, yellow, blue hues, and 3 corresponding electron beams.  In fact, most of my television functionality knowledge comes from various fact dispensed by an incredibly helpful, and quite charming, male salesman there.    

        As the art instructor at our church’s Sunday School has repeatedly preached to my children, all the colors of the rainbow can be generated simply by combining this trio of primary offerings in the correct ratio.   

      While the cathode ray tube process is interesting, the real novelty which allows comprehensible pictures to be generated is what defines the television tech.  The key unlock are steering coils made of copper windings, which manipulate the direction of the electron beam to control where it hits the screen. 

       When electric current is introduced to the copper coils, it creates magnetic fields in the television tube that the particulate stream reacts to.  Interaction between the electron’s own magnetic charge due to movement, and the larger magnetic field’s orientation, dictate the location of the beam on the screen.

         There’s one coil each to adjust the vertical and horizontal axes.  Varying voltage through the wire loops can allow the ray of electrons to be targeted at any point on the phosphor canvas.

       Magnetic coils guidance fills in the entire screen down and across using a raster scan pattern: left to right, top to bottom.  When “painting” the electron beam is on, when “retracing”, to get to the next desired spot on the screen, the beam is off.

        The amount of processing required for the television to generate a functional image is staggering.  Over 15k lines are painted per second, representing 480 horizontal rows at 30 hertz.  Therefore, 300k electrons are required per screen, positioned by over 25 million magnetic field shifts per second. 

        The complexity and accuracy of the electromagnetic manipulation going on inside that seemingly simple black box is staggering. 

       Sometimes, when I’m watching late at night, after everyone else has gone to bed, and the house is finally quiet, I swear I can hear the high-pitched frequency emitted from the television while it’s on.  However, maybe this is just a figment of imagination in my jumbled mind. 

       It’s only 8 AM currently, and there’s a long time before my evening respite.  Assuming all goes smoothly during the day.

       I’m currently standing at the sink, peeling and washing carrots, which will be a key element of my children’s breakfast today.  While neither of my girls are a huge fan of vegetables, when combined with enough peanut butter and raisins, these bland legumes become a tasty snack. 

       As if sensing my actions, my eldest daughter, who just turned 4 years, and just surpassed 40 inches in height, per the doorsill marker we update each birthday, comes rushing into the kitchen.  Sliding across the slick linoleum on soft cotton socks, she comes to an abrupt stop when making contact with my skirt-clad right leg.

       The newly achieved height allows this lass to reach the upper shelves of the pantry.  Extending a slender arm up, she tugs at the wooden knob handle until the weak magnetic clasp yields, then opens the cabinet door with aggression, causing this rotating panel to bang loudly against its closed neighbor. 

      The item of interest, which I’ve already predicted she’s searching for, is conveniently on the lowest shelf, the only level she can reach for now, when rising to her tiptoes.  An oversized jar of peanut butter. 

       At the rate my family consumes this nutty paste, I prefer to buy in bulk.  Only the creamy stuff will do, as I’ve learned the hard way after one chunky purchase, which is still stashed somewhere in the back recesses of the cupboard.

       As she wrestles with the broad red top, I give the large carrot in my hand a final cursory rinse, slice this this vegetable rod on a heavy bias into oval rings, then plop the pieces onto the small plastic plate below. 

      Threaded lid finally removed, I sense my daughter is about to plunge her entire hand into the peanut butter jar, so head off this inappropriate act.  Providing a small spoon, I then enlist her unskilled labor to help me top each orange circle with a brown glob, then add a few black dots.  Distraction is one of my favorite forms of discipline.

        On her way out of the kitchen, plate of snacks in tow, the girl grabs a pink plastic letter off the refrigerator door.  She has selected the letter “J”, which corresponds to her first initial.  I follow closely as she waddles back into the living room, both intrigued by the magnet extraction, and to make sure she shares the snack with her younger sister.

         I try to keep a clean home, but weekday mornings are tough.  The living room currently looks like a bomb went off, with toys already strewn across the carpet and couch. 

          It’s amazing what kids select to play with, when given free reign.  While we have all sorts of stuffed animals, wooden blocks, and plastic figurines, usually the girls choose common household items to interact with. 

         Today is apparently no exception, as my goofy gals have created a makeshift fort with a few couch cushions, a stool from the kitchen, and my husband’s raincoat, which wasn’t needed on this upcoming sunny day, according to the morning weather forecast on TV. 

          Seated cross legged inside this cozy space is my little one, short stature allowing her to view the television through a gap in the rungs of the stool.

          The bright images projected by the screen flicker into this dark space.  As I look more closely, I determine another source of light from inside the cavern.  My toddler has apparently found our emergency flashlight, usually kept by the back door in case of a power outage due to the thunderstorms, which are common in this region.  That’s likely where the poncho was discovered as well.    

          These mechanically powered flashlights are colloquially known as “dyno torches”; a terminology which has become a fairly ubiquitous to reference any mechanically powered device that uses magnetic plates on a flywheel spinning past a copper wire coil to generate electricity.

       This technology was proliferated during World War II, when electricity was spotty at best for participants across Europe due to the wartime activities.  The mechanical functionality evolved with handle, squeeze, and pull cord versions all existing in various ergonomic formats.

         Aside from the momentum of the marginal flywheel in these compact units, physical exertion is constantly required to spin the coil and keep the lamp lit.  After the war culminated, the American market was flooded with countless dyno torches manufactured here, but never sent to the frontline.  Considering the general reliability of the United States power grid now, in the middle of the 1970’s, these items, like this one handed down from my uncle after his military tour, have become novelty toys.

          I’m transfixed on my youngest, impressed by the dexterity with which her small and undeveloped hands are able to turn the hand crank on the flashlight.  This spirited effort results in a steady beam sweeping randomly within the makeshift cave they have created.  Apparently controlling lens directionality and executing rotational handle turning simultaneously is too much of an ask for a 2.5-year-old.  Understandable. 

      Suddenly, another inundation of brightness, this one vivid colors, inundates my toddler’s fort.  Momentarily confused, I soon realize this flickering reflection must be coming from the television.  Turning my attention in that way, I quickly realize the source of the light.

           My eldest, with the plate of snacks still in one hand, and a carrot slice sticking out of her mouth, has moved close to the television set.  In her other paw is the letter “J” magnet, bright purple in color.  This silly girl is now pressing this object up against the curved glass display screen, awestruck by how this seemingly mundane action severely distorts the cartoon characters.

          The projected images warp and flicker, making the rendered content of the program impossible to interpret.  An interesting phenomenon, but not surprising considering the placement of the electrons that create the image rely completely on magnetism for guidance. 

           Introducing this alternate charge so close to the phosphor apparently has the effect of causing the electrons to hit the wrong portion of the pattern.  Fortunately, I know from past experience that this this effect isn’t permanent.  However, with such prolonged exposure, once the troublemakers head off for their mid-day nap, I’ll need to turn the TV off to fix the image warping, allowing the electrons in the system to “degauss”. 

            I’m happy the kids are content.  I have plenty of work to do back in the kitchen, and throughout the house, for that matter.  Preparing dinner for tonight.  Cleaning the bathrooms.  Picking up all these toys. 

          Plus, a departure from our home is necessary on this Monday afternoon to ensure a productive start to the week.  I have several errands to run, including a grocery run and big box store visit.  There’s no doubt a stay-at-home mom is a full-time job. 

        I can’t wait for the era when I can shoo this pair of young ladies off to school on a diesel-powdered bus in the morning, and get some peace and quiet for myself for a few fleeting hours.  Maybe I’ll even get to watch some daytime soap operas on television, if this colorful unit still works after my daughter’s frequent magnetic torturing.

2040’s: South America

        Traffic is moving slow today.  It’s always sluggish during evening rush hour, here in the heart of Brazil’s capital city, but this is just getting absurd.  I’ve barely moved over the past 5 minutes.  I could definitely walk faster than this.  But that would require me to step out into the oppressive late afternoon heat.

          No thanks.  I’ll stay here comfortably seated in this air-conditioned cockpit.

         It was a long day.  I need a break from standing, socializing, and society as a whole.  My job at the hospital is quite rewarding generally, but there’s only so many shrieking kids and senile elders that a person can handle without an introverted respite to recharge.

       This commute home, which is always slow going, represents my opportunity to decompress.  I have no tasks to execute, items to monitor, or activities to complete.  I can be totally disengaged from the hustle and bustle of urban life, and still make it to my apartment safely.  Thanks to my autonomous chariot.  The best purchase I’ve ever made.

        This fancy automobile acquisition is enabled by my relatively lucrative clinic post as a medical technician.  My current role at the hospital is ushering patients through the magnetic resonance imaging machine.  This can be an intimidating device, especially for first timers. 

        Fortunately, since I have an intimate knowledge of how this magnetized beast works, I have many tricks for assuaging fears.  Despite how this piece of equipment is portrayed on various doctor drama shows, the MRI process is actually quite safe and peaceful.

         While the mechanisms underlying the technology sound like they are out of a futuristic whitepaper, this analysis approach is harmless.  If appropriate protocols are followed; such rule following is one of my main roles in the process.

          The MRI machine uses a ring of powerful magnets to create a polarized field within the internal chamber where the prone patient is positioned.  When the system is activated, protons throughout the body interact with this generated field of polarity. 

         Next, a radio frequency is pulsed through the subject, exciting the positive particles, and forcing them out of natural alignment.  When the radio waves are turned off, protons resync with the magnetic charge at different rates, and release varying amounts of energy, based on their positioning within the body. 

       Thus, using computer analysis, various types of human tissue can be identified in 3-dimensional space, and displayed on the connected monitor for remedial consideration. 

      This scanning technique is very good for differentiating between organs, muscles, ligaments, and tendons in fleshy portions of the anatomy.  It’s also beneficial for spinal cord and brain analysis, with the ability to differentiate between grey and white matter, while also identifying abnormalities like tumors or aneurysms.  As such, the MRI is an invaluable arrow in the doctor’s diagnostic quiver.

       This process is much safer than the alternative medical imaging approach, computed tomography, or CT, which uses damaging X-ray ionizing radiation.  Therefore, magnetic resonance imaging is the preferred tool for therapeutic assessment, where repeated, frequent scans are often needed.  Granted, the MRI process is more expensive, but the insurance companies are paying anyways.

        To get a clear and detailed picture, it’s important for the patient to lie very still throughout the entire operation.  As this only takes up to an hour, depending on the size of the target zone, such stoicism seems like a fairly simple ask.  However, client movement is the bane of my existence on a daily basis.  Apparently, humans are inherent fidgeters and prone to twitching, especially when nervous.

        Considering the very powerful magnetic field associated with these machines, it’s important to ascertain if patients have any bodily supplementation, especially items which containing iron components.  It’s amazing that individuals can forget about their embedded pacemakers or cochlear implants in times of stress.  As a result, I diligently review the medical history for any potentially magnetic resonance imaging candidate.

         I’ve always wondered if the powerful magnetic field will have any long-term effects on my own livelihood.  Research has shown no damaging effects to patients, even when subjected to multiple MRI’s over multiple days.  However, I’ve spent 5 years in this department, not directly in the tube, but still in the room, or the adjacent analysis chamber, for a dozen scans per day. 

        Only time will tell, but I still feel spry and youthful, albeit tired, at the end of each laborious shift in the hospital.  Today is no exception; while exhilarated from another successful set of clinical treatments for those in need, I feel like I could pass out right now.

         As I stare placidly through the panoramic front windshield of my ride, I see that the line of traffic in front of me is finally starting to increase in pace beyond a crawl.  Even before I fully comprehend this development, my trust steed is already charging forward, quickly closing the enlarged gap between the vehicle in front of me down to an impressively narrow distance. 

          I’m not worried about tailgating.  In the 18 months since purchasing this beauty, I haven’t been in a single accident.  The sensing systems are too good for such gaffs.

       With my transportation taken care of, and a quick nap somehow eluding me, I might as well entertain myself.  Reaching into my purse, I extract my cellphone.  This term is somewhat of a misnomer, as I rarely ever use this piece of technology to actually talk with another human.

       This unit is incredibly thin, considering the amount of dense electronic circuitry packed within.  Rectangular in shape when closed, the protective outer casing is mirror polished stainless steel. 

        With one hand I can easily open the device, which is held together by a pair of polarity attracting magnets embedded along the upper edge.  When unfolded, the pair of unbreakable glass screens are revealed, which join at an invisible seam in the middle.  Unlocked and engaged, I have high 20 cm square display at my disposal.  

        Now I have to decide what to do.  So many options, and so little time.  This is the rare scenario when I’m happy for the lethargic commute.  

          It’s 30 minutes later, after a comprehensive social media check-in, firing off half a dozen text messages, and playing a few mind-numbing goofy games, before I return to the real world, and review the status of my trip home.  We’re finally making progress. 

        My autonomous vehicle, in every sense of the word, has navigated out of the narrow and densely packed downtown streets, and hopped onto one of the multi-lane beltways which ring the city.  The increased thoroughfare capacity has allowed an increase in speed.  Though now traveling in the fastest, leftmost lane, at a rate of 130 kph, per the digital display on the dash, the ride is just as smooth as if the car was parked.

        Despite the speed, there’s essentially no engine noise or rattle, as there would be with an internal combustion engine, just while puttering around the parking lot.   

        A majority of cars these days are powered entirely by electricity.  My recent purchase is state-of-the-art, with all the bells and whistles, both throughout the interior, and under the hood.  This technology has come a long way since early EV offerings rolled out nearly a century ago.  I’m grateful my generous hospital salary can afford such a splurge.

        I fancy myself somewhat of a car junkie, though this field has significantly diverged from the macho, gas guzzling, oil-stained hands, male dominated, cohort, that defined the generation of petroleum powered automobiles.

        Our modern breed of car connoisseurs is a more refined, environmentally conscious, form follows function, diverse crowd.  Due to my countless hours of online research before making this important purchase, including many test drives, a misnomer since I never did any actual driving, I know exactly how these machines operate.

       Every change in speed, direction, and functionality is linked to a complex network of electromechanical components, controlled by a constantly monitoring sensor system, both inside and outside the vehicle.

       As they have been since initially being conceived in mid-19th century, basic electric motors are made from a coil of wire encircled by a strong magnetic force.  Electric current forced through the looping metal strands generates an opposing field, which causes the motor shaft to rotate inside the external housing.  Electromagnetism 101; an amazing discovery way back then, which continues to yield fruitful benefits to this day.

       While seemingly simple in principle, the functional key is balancing the polar repulsion between the wire coil and the surrounding bank of magnets.  Especially when everything is moving, operating on variable input energy, with the motor used to power a complex arrangement of shafts, gears, belts, and linkages downstream.  That’s why it took a little while to fully dial in and optimize the electric vehicle propulsion system.

         There are currently 3 main types of EV motors: permanent, induction, and wound rotor.  The induction and wound rotor approaches use a copper cage and windings, combined with electrical impulse to generate propulsion.  In contrast, permanent motors employ fixed magnets, typically of the rare earth variety, though some ferrous-based methods have been tried.

      Permanent magnet systems make up over three-quarters of the electric vehicle market here in 2043, due to high power density, achievable maximum torque, and overall effectiveness.  Fixed magnet designs using rare earths are more efficient than induction magnets, since they are lighter, stronger, and can generate more power.

       All these benefits equate to a longer travel distance, with less charging required.  Which is why I decided to go with this specific configuration for my recent automobile purchase.

       There are even a few dual motor offerings, which combine permanent drive on the rear axle with an induction motor for the front wheels.  This seems way more nuanced than I need for local weekday commuting around town, and an occasional weekend jaunt into the countryside. 

        One of the main benefits of EV over IC vehicles are the simplicity of the engine.  No reason to overcomplicate things with unnecessary redundancy.

       A few years ago, I couldn’t differentiate neodymium from neoliberalism.  Now, my intellectual wandering into the world of climate change and environmental sustainability have entered both these progressive terms squarely into my lexicon.

        I must admit, the fact that the key element of my vehicle’s propulsion system, both actually and metaphorically, is mined from the ground, then extracted through a series of chemically intense processes, is a bit of a contradiction with my social values.  However, it’s hard to argue with the functionality of the finished product.

        Due almost exclusively to electric vehicle magnet production, rare earth element harvesting has increase 5-fold in just the past few decades.  As it turns out, the naming for this section of the periodic table is a bit misleading.  With sufficiently high demand, and thus pricing power, numerous new rare earth mines have been opened around the globe.

      After finding an appropriate geological zone, heavy machinery excavates large amounts of ore which contains a mixture of rare earth minerals. The target materials are found in large mineral deposits such as bastnaesite, monazite, and xenotime. These oddly named minerals contain substantial amounts of rare earth elements such as cerium, lanthanum, and neodymium.

     Due to expanded global scale, combined with increased public scrutiny, this industry has cleaned up its act.  Somewhat. 

        Granted, all my knowledge of this field in anecdotal and curated, as pretty much all material on the innerwebs is these days.  My white, sterile, organized workplace as the hospital nurse couldn’t be further from the dark, dirty, chaotic landscape associated with strip mining for rocky ore.

         Fortunately, my scientific learnings in medical school are founded in fundamental chemistry.  The periodic table, through its underlying numerical format, provides substantial context on these fundamental constituents.

         There are 17 known rare earth elements, most discovered in the 1970’s, represented by the lanthanide series of the table.  The collective encompasses the upper row at the long, thin portion of the arrangement, with atomic numbers from 57 to 71, plus Scandium and Yttrium, earlier members of Row IIIB.  This lengthy grouping is typically displayed below the rest of the layout, to allow the entirety of the known chemical breakdown to be displayed on a single piece of paper.

          The two most common rare earth magnets are neodymium, often found in nature combined with iron and boron, and samarium, which tends to form bonds with cobalt.  Neither of these elements are actually that rare in the earth’s crust, often found combined with other, more common, industrial metals.  The challenge is that they’re not usually found on their own in large, concentrated form.

          In stark contrast to my planet-loving conscience, rare earth element extraction is a grimy industrial process, which involves extensive leaching and precipitation.  Considering the dangers, global production has shifted over time based on available resources and labor.  My home country of Brazil is now one of the largest miners in the space.  Maybe that’s why I got such a good deal on my electric ride. 

        Chemical processing is required to separate the rare earth oxides, which results in substantial pollution and toxic waste streams.  Solvent extraction creates a chemical reaction that divides the two naturally occurring elements, one liquid and one solid.  This filtering approach must be executed many times to obtain purified metals, with lots of input energy required.

         Next, oxides are processed into rare earth metals, which can be used as the input for high strength magnets.  This step is the most important, technical, and therefore infrastructure concentrated, part of the entire supply chain.

          Thus, the creation of high-powered rare earth magnets for electric motor applications is a complex one, involving multiple essential steps: melting, blending, sintering, machining, and magnetizing.

           While China was the largest player across the rare earth processing space at the turn of the millennium, both South America and Africa have discovered and exploited substantial elemental resources as the industry has become more lucrative due to rapidly growing demand.

          As with many novel technological advances, rare earth magnets were initially developed by the United States Air Force at their secretive research facility.  There’s clearly something to be said for nearly infinite governmental funding.  This innovation was driven by the need to increase strength and minimize weight of magnets for mass-conscious aerospace design applications.              

      Rare earth formulations are currently the strongest permanent magnets available, offering up substantial performance improvements over both ferrite, which are iron-based, alnico, which are aluminum-based, synthetic lodestone offerings.

          I’ve become so intrigued by the mining space that I’ve even gotten addicted to a resource allocation game on my tablet.  This cartoonish offering is in the same format as many similar board and computer games developed over the years, combining the fundamental items needed to start and develop a functional society.

          While modern graphics, immersive headsets, and 3D holograms have allowed for the advent of much more realistic gameplay, I still find myself drawn to these simplistic, mind-numbing, activities during my daily commute home. 

       Just like the magnets which underlie the motor function that drives the axles of this vehicle, there’s a relentless magnetic pull in the social media space.  Often, when I get down a rabbit hole on my cellphone, I find it hard to extract myself from this electronic screen, and return to the real world. 

       Fortunately, that relentless tug, like being trapped in a swirling black hole, is not too strong today.  My body is craving something much more carnal; a long soak in the scalding-hot, bubble-filled, tub, with a tall glass of jammy red wine nearby, and some soothing jazz music playing over the speakers.

        Even before my car has come to a stop, I’ve already exited the goofy engagements in the virtual world, secured the phone’s magnetic clasp hinge, and jammed this electronic distraction back into my purse.  My ride is positioned perfectly in the small carport stable, tight against one wall, leaving just enough room on the other side so I can easily get out.

         Another safe journey home.  Time for this electric motor driven machine to power down and recharge for the night.

2120’s: Africa

        The train is moving at an incredible rate of speed.  I assume.  The motion of this magnetic machine is imperceptible, aside from a blurry view of the outside world passing by the impenetrable polycarbonate window.  Granted, there’s not much terrain to observe here, in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

      As a result, I always book the isle seat on this mode of transport.  This post, with 3 passengers in plush seats to my right, and a broad walkway on my left, provides ultimate functionality.  I can easily order from the robot server which perpetually traverses the centerline of the car, while avoiding the motion sickness incurred by staring out the translucent pane into the distance for just a few minutes. 

       Plus, I can quickly access the bathroom if needed.  Society hasn’t figured out how to automate this basic human need yet.

       This current iteration of magnetic levitation trains was originally conceived by James Powell, as a resident scientist at Brookhaven National Laboratory during the 1960’s, while sitting in New York City traffic.  Many a transportation innovation has been imagined under similar congested travel conditions around the world over time.

       Using magnets for propulsion has been an aspirational goal for big thinkers, and creative authors, throughout history.

Functionality for this novel rail design relies on superconducting magnets; these materials offer up impressive attraction and repulsion, provided they are kept cold during operation.  This isn’t as simple as putting an aluminum beer can on the fridge and waiting. 

      Typical operating conditions for the most efficient superconductors is around 75°K, which equates to -200°C.  Which is slightly colder than the average home freezer. 

      While water is decidedly solid at this low temperature, this is the point where liquid nitrogen transitions to a gas.  Which makes for quite an engineering challenge, when incorporating superconducting magnetism into any piece of machinery, let alone a vehicle that moves at 500 kph.  

        Considering how impressive this means of transport is, the underlying functionality is incredibly simple.  Aside from the metallic superconductors which must be perpetually cooled to match the surface conditions on Neptune.  At least these key magnetic elements are only required on the bottom of the moving train itself, as opposed to along the entire length of the often exposed to direct sun, and frequently inert, track.

        The basic aluminum, copper, and iron wire loops build into the robust concrete guiderails, a slight misnomer since the floating machine never interacts with the infrastructure below, are critical to this vessel’s functionality. 

       Magnetic repulsion allows the luxurious carriages to levitate effortlessly.  Even more impressive, rotating positive and negative polarity along the length of the route, executed by alternating current, drives the projectile forward.  A clever dual usage of electromagnetism.

      All this active metallic cooling and alternating electricity impulse requires substantial input energy.  Maglev rail systems wouldn’t have proliferated throughout Africa without the recent advances in fusion power generation. 

       The major engineering unlock enabling safe, efficient fusion reactors was generating and harnessing the immense magnetic field required to control the dynamic hydrogen fuel source, which turns into incredibly hot plasma during the volatile elemental reaction. 

       In contrast, the experience of my current ride is the exact opposite of volatile.  Since the train and the track never touch, there’s no friction in the entire system, besides wind resistance, which is essentially negligible, considering the sleek snout at the front of this unique vehicle.

        Plus, many of the historical complains about this mode of transport have been eliminated.  Piercing horns.  Rattling cars.  Screeching brakes.  Thundering vibrations.  I live near a major station hub, and sleep comfortably each night, even as these speedy streaks shoot past throughout the night.

       Beyond the incredibly comfortable ride, allowing me to work on my computer, or sip on a fancy cocktail, there are other safety benefits of the magnetic levitation approach when compared to the traditional trains of yore.  No collisions, since tracks are directionally dedicated, with every object moving at an identical speed, as a result to the alternating polarity propulsion system.  No derailment, as the rail cars sit in a defined concrete channel, where they are perpetually shifted back into place by the magnetic attraction. 

         For all these reasons, I try to use this transportation type for all my long-distance business trips.  This ballistic bullet is so reliable it doesn’t even need a human operator.  Plus, there’s no explicit engine at the front of this caravan for such an individual to sit in.

        This current work adventure has been a lengthy one, not because of the efficient means of migration, but due to all the client demonstrations I’ve had to make along the way.  While virtual communication is now ubiquitous, there’s no substitute for in person connection, especially when pedaling physical products, many of which are aesthetically unique.

        I departed from my home base in Khartoum, Sudan on Monday morning.  Making two sales stops per day, some local markets, and others major malls, I’ve made my way north, towards my final destination.

        While I’m following the Nile River to its delta terminus in the Mediterranean Sea, this journey is much faster and safer than any boat option.

        Provided this last meeting upcoming goes smoothly, at an major exporter who moves large quantities of clothing product into the European region, I’ll be on my way back south soon.  That uninterrupted journey, encompassing over 2,000 km, which took me a full week to traverse in short chunks, should only occupy the first 5 hours of Saturday morning, going direct via these same magnetic lines.  I might even get to enjoy some of my weekend.

         Right now, with the end of this marketing marathon in sight, I’m completely focused on the information displayed on my mobile workstation.  I have just 37 minutes to get a final task done before my speedy steed, with me in tow, arrives at our Cairo, Egypt destination.

          When I’m on a tight time budget, I need to use all the faculties at my disposal.  My AI assistant is doing lots of work in the background, driven by my direction through several simultaneous formats. 

          Delicate hands, fingernails covered in colorful metallic paint, move through the air with clear purpose, even though I must appear absurd to my cabinmates.  My eyes, adorned with clear lenses, despite my nearly perfect vision, flit back and forth rapidly across the bright display screen.  Even my feet get into the act; my delicate sandals have embedded gyroscopes that track tangible tapping in multiple dimensions.      

      The hard drive on my machine whirls, the multitude of processors trying to keep up with my complex series of dictated commands.  While not a computer specialist, I’m familiar enough with modern semiconductor technology to know there’s an impressive collection of minute electronics, tiny circuit boards with precision deposition of rare metal and ceramic compounds, which allow the countless calculations to be performed seamlessly without overheating.

       My own job is connected to avoiding overheating, but for people as opposed to processors.  I’m in the high-end apparel industry.  Not mundane clothing, like jeans and polos, but engineered offerings, from conforming undergarments, to practical outerwear.

      My own role in technical sales at the company provides me with just enough product creation knowledge to be dangerous.  I know not only the marketing buzz words, but also the materials used to perform the unique functionality.

         Aluminum foils reflect the sun’s rays.  Silver ions provide odor mitigation.  Magnetic film closures create a moisture impenetrable seam.     

        Fortunately, all these attire attributes are of immense interest to my core clientele, who inhabit the sweltering scorch of northern Africa.  Considering the specialization of our sophisticated garments, we can charge as much as the market will bear.  And often much more, through the aid of governmental subsidies, offered up by leaders to keep their citizens calm, comfortable, and, of course, compliant.

        On that note, it’s getting quite warm in here, despite the perpetually cranking air conditioning system inside this car.  I could fire up the supplemental cooling provided by the light jacket I’m currently wearing, but that’s just being greedy and gluttonous. 

         I can cool off the old fashion way, as individuals have for millennia.  By shedding layers of clothing.  Jumping into water would be another common approach used by our ancient ancestors.  However, no large liquid source presents itself here on the train.  And I don’t have my swimsuit, a prototype my company is working on, which allows uninhibited UV penetration through the fabric, thereby eliminating those awkward beach session tan lines.

      Reaching down with both hands, I grasp the bottom edge of my shiny garment, holding my thumb and pointer fingers against the tiny electrical contact points that are imbedded on each side of the center seam.  After 3 seconds, the circuit polarity shifts, and my windbreaker starts to magically open up.  The marvels of magnetism are at work yet again.

         The coat’s previously secure connection unfurls from the bottom, with my hands already down there, ready to catch the ends and enhance the opening process.  Magnetic connections are much easier to separate in angular peel, as opposed to direct tension.  Plus, the relationship of the adjacent linked strips has just switched from attraction to repulsion, based on my deft finger movements.

        Another of the many amazing technological advancements from the apparel engineering team back at headquarters.  While I have only a novice knowledge of how this slick system actually works, I’ve perfected the in-person demonstration.  This classy coat essentially takes itself off, aided by a few subtle hand and shoulder motions.  It’s fun to be on the sales team for such novel products.   

      However, I haven’t convinced myself to try magnetic closure underwear yet, even though there are already a few interesting offerings in the market.  I guess for those worried about getting sensitive bits and bops engaged with sharp metal zipper teeth, or entwined through buttonhole closures, these smooth surfaces seem like a step in the right direction. 

         But I know from experience the ferocity with which a pair of polarity-attracted strips can snap together.  This rapid and perpetual closure force is impervious to soft human tissue, or fine human hairs.  Plus, there’s the matter of rapidly disrobing, in certain situations when urgent nakedness is required.  I’ll stick with stretchy fabrics contacting my bare skin for now. 

       In addition to being a fashionista, I’m also a bit of the health junkie.  These two personas used to be desperate approaches to the female form: curvy lines, flashy clothing, and heavy make-up, juxtaposed against rail thin, simple attire, and an unkept appearance. 

         Conveniently, over the past century, many historical feminine preconceptions have dissipated, allowing those who desire to be showy yet sculpted, flamboyant yet fierce, and groomed yet gritty, to flourish.  Essentially, to be broad broads.  I enjoy embracing these various adjectives in different doses, depending on my temperament at any given point in time.

         While my demeanor shifts monthly, like any estrogen modulated being, I’ve discovered a secret to both monitor and moderate my mood.  A magnetic bracelet, which helps balance my dynamic natural auras. 

          Various versions of this approach have been experimented with by humans for centuries, and likely much longer.  The current homeopathic approach has become prevalent enough these days to gain its own terminology, appropriately dubbed magnotherapy. 

         Wearable magnetic devices have been scientifically proven to promote blood flow and provide pain relief.  While this sounds like a remedy for the centenarians, who are increasingly prevalent in today’s society, even at less than a third of this substantial sum, I still find the medicinal benefits enticing.

        Even more importantly, this jewelry item is a part of my individualized style.  The unique article is like a stone mood ring, combined with a fine gold necklace, smashed into by a pair of plastic dangly earrings.

       Worn around my right ankle, the stretchy grey silicone band has fine copper strands embedded inside, looping around 13 times, with the metal directly contacting the skin.  On the outside surface, a pair of glass pendants, hemispherical logs in shape, flank the leg on the medial and lateral side. 

           A piezoelectric device built into the closure clasp on the back side of the strip, by my Achilles tendon, provides the electricity required to promote magnetism within the copper coils, and power the glowing glass bulbs. 

       Provided I walk just a few thousand steps per day, to promote the automatic mechanical to electrical energy conversion, this unit is perpetually active, pulsing out healing ions into my bloodstream, and communicating bodily mood through color changing feedback. 

            I haven’t taken this unit off in 3 years, and feel like I’m in the best health of my life, both mentally and physically.  At 32 years old, I’m finally reaching my prime functioning years.  And really starting to make some good money.

        As evidence of this current productivity boom, I complete my digital work task, a virtual video rendering of imagined users wearing our finest products as the roam the fanciest parts of Cairo, just as the hurtling maglev train finally slows in preparation to enter the station. 

       Right on time.  The reliability of this fast, floating system is impressive.  When the fuel weight is known and negligible, and resistance rendered irrelevant, it’s easy to predict the movement of a projectile. 

          Aside from human loading anomalies.  Fortunately, that variable has also been accounted for.

         From my middle of the coach seat, in both X and Y dimensions, I get to watch the fleet of 2-wheeled automated cart minions move basic cargo, and nearly as immobile people, even before the vehicle comes to a stop.  These robotic hordes perpetually balance themselves, even when encumbered by seemingly impossible loads, through the use of battery propulsion and gyroscopic stability. 

         Everything will be cleared off this vessel within 5 minutes after arrival.  I prefer to disembark under my own power.  Closing up my computer case, an impressively thin and light sheet of circuitry, I stow the small pad in my purse, then stride onto the platform.

        Directly into the desert heat.  No worries, the magnetic clasps on my custom jacket, automatically sensing the rapid ambient air temperature change, snap closed instinctively.  This electronic connection enables the piezoelectric climate control system; the more vigorous my torso and arm movements, the more energy, and thus conductive cooling, is generated.

        Unencumbered by any luggage, I stride forward with purpose.  Directly towards the doors of the depot, and the air conditioning provided within.  No curated costume can provide complete comfort in these harsh external conditions. 

       As I approach the entry, rather than making the effort to look backwards, I peer though the reflection in the glass panes.  As anticipated, my porter is diligently following behind me.  As he always does. 

        The sealed doors part on silent hinges.  My mirrored image, and that of my perpetual companion, disappear.  Ocular stimulation yields to another sensation.  A blast of cold air titillates every piece of exposed skin on my body.

        The station is small, and packed.  Upon entry, I move to the side, finding a tiny pocket of open space.  Instinctively, my machine minion rolls in behind me, 5 large suitcases of clothing product balanced on a pair of durable rubber wheels.  Another successful work transit complete.

        Too bad everyone in Africa can’t afford one of these snazzy suits and burly brutes.  Both fitted with state-of-the-art magnetic technology.

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