Definitions Deconstructed
Milquetoast
S. G. Lacey
Definition:
A timid, meek, or unassertive person. [REF]
Deconstruction:
This word’s spelling and sound are suggestive of a fancy French bakery offering. However, despite the florid central “que” and baguette preparation adjacency, this expression is decidedly American.
The origin of this unique term is “Caspar Milquetoast”, the lead character in a comic strip cartoon dubbed “The Timid Soul”, that was created by Harold Tucker Webster, way back in 1924.
This artist, unhappy with his given moniker, which proved too long to inscribe cleanly in a cartoon panel, simply utilized “H. T.” for his penname. The following quote from H. T. Webster sums up his created Caspar Milquetoast persona perfectly.
“A man who speaks softly, and gets hit with a big stick.”
An appropriate sentiment, in the era following President Teddy Roosevelt’s strong global diplomacy policy, as defined by a more confident phrase that was amusingly modified.
The harshness of World War I shaped H. T. Webster’s dark works, and the Great Depression cemented the satirical nature of Caspar. In these tough times, average Americans needed a character they could relate to, and laugh at. Enter Mr. Milquetoast.
Over a decade in the making, originally conceived under the “Life’s Darkest Moment” title, it wasn’t until the mid-1920’s that H. T. was able to publish his cautious character, in the “New York World” newspaper, under the fitting “The Timid Soul” headline.
This comic strip was impressively popular, being published essentially continuously from its inception until Mr. Webster’s death in 1953, a nearly 30-year run.
The success of this daily panel wasn’t without its challenges. Due to a painful bout of arthritis, Webster was forced to draw his scenes left-handed for three months during 1927. The “World” closed up shop in 1931, causing the author to move to his operation to the “Tribune”, another New York City publication. Over the years, the cartoon’s format and cadence perpetually changed, based on available printing resources.
All told, across a lengthy 40-year career, cartoonist H. T. Webster’s published over 15,000 laughable pieces in various newspaper outlets. The high point of his, and by extension, Caspar Milquetoast’s popularity, occurred when the duo earned a coveted placement on the cover of “Time” magazine in 1947. [REF]
The appeal of “The Timid Soul”, and central character Mr. Milquetoast, is rooted in his simple relatability. As shown in the sketches below, all humans are naïve, passive, and irrational at times. [REF]
If the character’s last name evokes a crappy breakfast cereal offering, that’s because this reference imagery isn’t far off.
Also known as “milk sop”, the milk toast breakfast originated in the New England region of America during the middle of the 19th century. Apparently, back then, browning up bread over an open flame, it was difficult to achieve a consistent toasting level lighter than a complete char. These starch-based hockey pucks needed to be softened up somehow.
Milk toast was originally developed as a meal for the sick, whose raw throat and upset stomach made it difficult to get and keep solid food down. This soggy bread in warm milk concoction of Puritan times is akin to popsicles, ramen noodles, or ginger ale for those poor folks afflicted with the modern flu.
From sickbay sustenance, over time milk toast evolved into a popular breakfast for many New Englanders, as a way to combat the damp winter weather. To spruce up this bland blend, the morning meal can be brightened with various flavor additives: cinnamon, brown sugar, butter, or maple syrup.
Based on this historic recipe, it’s obvious how contemporary cereals like “Cinnamon Toast Crunch” and “Honey Nut Cheerios” have come into vogue. With the invention of food coloring and marshmallows, corporations, and kids, these days have taken the basic milk toast concept to a whole new level.
While the origin cartoon has long since disappeared, the last name of this character has remained in the English lexicon, now in lowercase form. This word can be used as either a noun, or an adjective, and traditionally referenced a boy or man. This linkage clearly comes from the original scrawny old caricature from which the terminology was birthed.
Over the years, this descriptor has been applied to many different realms: athletes, teachers, politicians, newscasters, lawyers, actors, and executives. Basically, any public profession that can be guiltlessly judged from afar. Even inanimate objects can be deemed milquetoast. Which is rarely a compliment.
As with many terms, especially insults, the meaning and usage has changed significantly from the initial intent. Over time, various oddly-worded synonyms referencing physical objects have come and gone: “Crybaby.” “Fraidy-Cat.” “Mollycoddle.” “Namby-Pamby.” “Pantywaist.” “Snowflake.” “Yellowbelly.” Meanwhile, the modest milquetoast has remained as a mainstay name-calling jab.
The concept of a timid and ineffectual character has repeated again and again in the entertainment realm. These figures, for all their faults with indecision and awkwardness, are usually a muse for equitable decision making and positive societal good.
Literary characters like Popeye’s pal J. Wellington Wimpy, the wanderlust Walter Mitty, and Casper the Friendly Ghost, all originated in the 1930’s and 1940’s, potentially inspired by the poor Mr. Milquetoast. Everyone likes ethical purity, and unbounded empathy, even if it comes with a heavy dose of flimsy confidence.
Be careful when slinging out such slander, as being “milquetoast” takes on a different vibe when the inspirational verbiage is known.
Details:
- Brief summary of the phrase “milquetoast”. [REF]
- Background on the original Caspar Milquetoast cartoon. [REF]
- Full “Time” magazine text from the 1945 article on H. T. Webster. [REF]
- Milk toast breakfast recipe for “Little Women” novel. [REF]
- Full list of milquetoast synonyms. [REF]